{"product_id":"christmas-unwrapped-lighthearted-humor-to-get-you-through-the-holidays","title":"Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'\" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore About Christmas Unwrapped\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Dear Santa,\u003cbr\u003eToys get broken.\u003cbr\u003eCandy's cheap.\u003cbr\u003ePets take effort.\u003cbr\u003eFruit won't keep.\u003cbr\u003eCandles smell.\u003cbr\u003eClothes might clash.\u003cbr\u003eGames are boring.\u003cbr\u003ePlease send cash.\u003cbr\u003eLove, Mindy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Grandma's Gift\u003cbr\u003eWhich present came from Grandma?\u003cbr\u003eIt isn't hard to see.\u003cbr\u003eThe gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBook attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Roots Bookstore \u0026 Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46990400618663,"sku":"9780740768569","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/8312\/8231\/files\/9780740768569.jpg?v=1756329332","url":"https:\/\/rootsbookstore.com\/products\/christmas-unwrapped-lighthearted-humor-to-get-you-through-the-holidays","provider":"Roots Bookstore \u0026 Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}